kripple witnesses major accident

yesterday...one sec, i gotta go pee (go figure). steven is watching malcom in the middle and it keeps fighting for my attention.

ahem...

(the drive)i had an appointment with my MS doctor....hohol...dr hohol...ms expert and punctuality specialist (if she ever viewed (i used viewed because read didnt look right) my blog i think she would smile at my title for her). i enjoy my visits with her, i believe she genuinely cares about my heath...thats a good quality to have when dealing with a guy like me. we started of our appointment off with a laugh...i was an hour late for our very first appointment and maybe even the second (its always the traffic... oshawa to almost the lakeshore in toronto is brutal) so she set me on the straight and said "if you're late again, you can find another doctor." that angered me a lot but do you think i was ever late again? not for8 years....not until my last appointment but it really wasnt my fault...so we made sure we were very early this time. when she came out for the appointment before me, i made sure she was aware of my punctuality to which she said this..."steve, in the Ukraine there is a saying and it translates something like this...what died in the woods...and she smiled and i tried to defend myself and she just walked away...i am very fond of my doctor. after talking about how our kids think they invented the internet and how her kids wont let her have a facebook account and my pee fountain blog (she laughed too), we got to the exam and i am pretty much the same as i was 6 months ago...we will see her again in september.

jen and i got in the elevator with 3 other people...2 older ladies (one of which offered to sit on my lap but i cant remember what i said to get her to say that) and a lady maybe my age. after jokin about sitting in my lap the door opened (my back facing the door) and not being able to see i thought it prudent that i make a beeping noise as i reversed out and good thing...there was a crowed of people waiting for the elevator. as i came to a stop in the middle of the crowd i looked up and nobody was smiling..."tough crowd...i thought it was funny!"...the people started getting on the elevator and one woman whispered to me as she passed "i thought it was funny"...thank God!!! i was starting to think i was a freak....ok i know i am a freak...

by this time it was getting on to 11:00am and jen and i were getting hungry...i thought maybe a slice of za and jen was like "ok...i guess" which means i will go along with your ass because i dont want to think about it. i was happy she said yes...i wanted to go to "the big slice" at yonge and gerrard and so we headed north from queen...i havent been to the big slice since 89/90...the last time i was there i was in a stolen car and met a skin head girl who tried to bum a ride off us to which she was refused (wasnt my stolen car)...a week later she was on the news...they found her burned body in a warehouse(rip..we are sorry for not giving you a ride)...all of us were more than a little weirded out to say the least...BUT...they have great pizza slices. when jen asked what kind of slice we should get...i said cheese slices and she said "cheese?"...."uh huh, cheese"..."ohhhkay"...and in she went to get lunch. we then proceeded to dundas square to eat...i didnt get shit on by a seagull either. we spent some time at the intersection of dundas and yonge (dundas square) ..i have never seen a scramble intersection...i know what it is...but this was my first experience with one. it was very very fun. we would just wander around the intersection taking pictures...one time i just sat in the middle the whole time taking pics for a panorama shot, rushing to the side walk just as the light turned green (craig would have let me sit there as long as i needed directing traffic around me).

we also stopped by the "hard rock" because i wanted to see some guitars...i only saw 2, bobby dylans washburn (pictured) and robbie robertson's black american strat...both very nice guitars. i would love to have owned either one and they made me smile...but i soon ran outta things to look at AND i was starting to run out of steam so we decided we should start back to the van...jen needed an atm so she left me on the east side of yonge and went in to the eaton centre in search of cash. while out side i filmed my video ending witnessed a horrible collision on the sidewalk..a blind guy walking in the middle of the sidewalk crashed in to a guy with one leg in a wheelchair going the opposite way!! the guy in the chair just looked at me with a wtf? look on his face and the blind guy had no clue what the heck just happened...i think i pee'd a little.**taken from my photomentary** after that entertaining uh...side show...i got a text to meet her at queen and yonge...and off i rolled to meet my lover...

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